Jokes

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Josh

How do you make a tissue dance ?

Put a little boogey in it.

Jack

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Dino-snore-us!

Mrs Dean

What do you call a dinosaur 🦖 with one eye ? ...

Do you think he saw us.

Daniel

What do you call a magic dog?

Labracadabra

Why don't bears wear socks?

Because they've got bare feet.

Maidie

What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up

Finlay

What do you call a bull with no hair?

Bulled

Teddy

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because he was stuffed.

Matthias and Teddy

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8,9

James

What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?

Booberry pie!

Lillea

What is the rudest reindeer?

Rudolph!!!